Are these signs that your getting old?
You start to wear cardigans and saying things like “Whoopsadaisy,” and when you take your first sip of tea, “Ooh, that hits the spot!”
Your back hurts; you eat food past it`s sell-by date; your carpet is patterned; you go supermarket shopping in the evening to pick up marked-down bargains; you can spell; you hang your clothes on padded hangers; you save the hearing aid flyer that falls out of the colour supplement; you try to get electrical gadgets repaired when they go wrong; you save the little free packets of sugar from cafes; you have worn a knitted swimsuit; when you watch black and white films you spend the whole time pointing at the screen going, “He`s dead… She`s dead….,” your car stereo is tuned to Radio 2.
You have to carry your senses around in your handbag- glasses, hearing aid, dentures, etc.
When you go on holiday you always pack a sweater.
You and your partner wear matching sweaters.
and you start reading Reminisce magazine.
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